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tittyminaj: i was just reminded that a few years ago the government chased this balloon for hours because they thought a boy was in it the nation was on the edges of their seats there was no boy in that balloon
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tittyminaj:

i was just reminded that a few years ago the government chased this balloon for hours because they thought a boy was in it

the nation was on the edges of their seats

there was no boy in that balloon

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#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

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iraffiruse:

Mario is a dick

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ms-monster-trucks: doctorholmesofhogwarts: rainflaaash: districtnineand-three-quarters: accio—loki: valkyriesmith: solveitwithchocolate: iou-a-fall-smeagol: eleanull: thechimeraresistance: tltty: if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset Reblogging because eggplant Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.  I believe that it is called an  aubergine.  IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours you used the wrong flag France
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ms-monster-trucks:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

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at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

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fuckyestomhiddlestonsvoice:

Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakoff’s daughter, Sao Paulo, the hospital fire. Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it’s gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything?  This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child’s prayer, pathetic. You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are part of you and they will never go away. I won’t touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you, slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work. And when he screams, I’ll split his skull. This is my bargain, you mewling quim!

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sherlocks:

2-5/100 - karen gillan

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thorstartsofpop: My dad put some Dr. Pepper in the freezer to chill it. Brbcrying.
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thorstartsofpop:

My dad put some Dr. Pepper in the freezer to chill it. Brbcrying.

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deastrumquodvicis:

olivethebreloom submitted: 

Tom Riddle.

That is all.

JIMLOCK IS TOM RIDDLE IS (a more photogenic version of) MY COUSIN

Mind fucked

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directionerfromdistrict12:

best. post. ever. made. on. tumblr.

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